Post by Admin on Jul 13, 2015 4:02:04 GMT
It was a fine fine day in RRF (before the dream became Arazoa)... and then this happened..
01:32:59) Zenniel: I bet if I made a microraptor it'd be all like *attacks the left pinky toe of the beast.*
(01:33:13) Dark|Aura: Aima'd be like "S cool bro. Chill."
(01:33:13) Zenniel: *gets squished*
(01:33:37) Reazi: Nama'd be like ' can we eat it? '
(01:33:45) Zenniel: I think we need.... waterfalls. BIG WATERFALLS. AND A FIREFIGHT
(01:33:49) Zenniel: oooh, plot. FIRE
(01:33:54) Dark|Aura: Anata would be like, I'm going to hang with you kay? Safe here."
(01:34:09) Dark|Aura: Ves would be drooling with Nama
(01:34:39) Reazi: dreaming of nibbling on giant sauropod drumsticks.
(01:34:57) Zenniel: yum. raw meat
(01:37:30) Reazi: i am le bored.
(01:37:37) Zenniel: i am le procrastinating
(01:37:39) Reazi: so zen, you gonna play a spino bebeh too?
(01:37:41) Zenniel: looking at the batman wikia
(01:37:45) Zenniel: yes, if you want
(01:37:55) Reazi: if you want to, go for it.
(01:38:04) Zenniel: that way i'd have a character that'd already have a sort of backstory
(01:38:11) Zenniel: 's/he was born. whoo'
(01:39:13) Dark|Aura: Ale=run, not cause of cowardice, but cause its foot is as big as him. Dredge=run, coward, Dark=run to save self but be thinking of lunch, Inova=spazz out, run away, Ves= sit and drool, Aima= sit and watch all chill, Sabi=sit, chill, drool unless it woke her, Nata=hang out make friends
(01:39:39) Reazi: lol zen ;x
(01:39:44) Reazi: playing boy or girl?
(01:39:45) Zenniel: Aeq would prolly be chill, too.
(01:40:01) Zenniel: I dunno. Which do you think is more needed right now for spino population-wise?
(01:40:27) Reazi: idk just pick your perfered gender to play.
(01:40:31) Reazi: ner ner is playing a girl.
(01:40:46) Reazi: dark did you decide if you wanted to play one?
(01:41:35) Dark|Aura: Idk yet
(01:41:53) Zenniel: do they need to be the same color range as the parents?
(01:42:19) Zenniel: ... yep. got bored of batman wikia
(01:42:27) Zenniel: nothin' new on tumblr
(01:42:40) (You see Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a .)
(01:42:40) > It's pretty clear what I am, on the inside.
(01:42:55) (You see Dark Aura.)
(01:42:55) > A savage mix of sinew, claws and teeth, a vicious bitch. A dark fury and insanity rest only just below her mask of false calm. She is a cold and calculating mix of evil intentions and playful curiousity. Dark, oily black scales laced with shadowy grey stripes and silvery scars offset her vivid light-blueberry hued belly. Crown of fuschia adorned her narrow reptilian head, traveling down her serpentine neck. At the tip of her tail resides a spade of roseate tones. Where once she appeared to be skin and bones now stands a creature of lithe sinew.UM Carnage Beta RRF Staffer
(01:43:14) Zenniel: what movie can I watch... hmmm
(01:43:17) Zenniel: ooh, Boondock Saints 2
(01:43:27) Dark|Aura: If I do, I don't know if I'll keep it to adulthood
(01:43:38) Zenniel: baby deaths are always a fun plot twist
(01:43:44) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a was a majestic creature of sorts, who also had a gun, and could time travel with the assistance of Abraham Licoln. At the moment, Abraham Licoln was on his back, utilising some kind of iTechnology from the future. But something was different about this raptor. He also had man-made futuristic technology. For in his hands, this raptor held. a gun. It was pretty clear he was more powerful than any of these dinosaurs. His power level must have been somewhere over 9000. There's was nothing they could do to stop him. After all, he had a gun, and if meteors made dinosaurs extinct, he could easily use a gun to take their dinosaur dollars from them. With this technology, he began to launch his attack on the residents of Raptor Forest.
(01:43:51) Zenniel: omfg
(01:44:08) Dark|Aura: cause first off, not all babies survive
(01:44:14) Dark Aura survives
(01:44:34) Zenniel: too bad it's a seismosaurus. :<
(01:44:36) Dark Aura has magical dragon shape-shifting powers >3
(01:44:38) Zenniel: or just a longneck
(01:44:41) Keiroko laughs so hard..
(01:45:02) Zenniel is a furry thing with a flower on her back.
(01:45:10) Dark Aura summons Amphiceolias
(01:45:14) Keiroko: its a flanooki
(01:45:19) Keiroko: o.o
(01:45:22) Zenniel: Lincoln's Raptor's attack misses!
(01:45:25) Dark|Aura: Amphi uses Stomp
(01:45:34) Reazi: well.
(01:45:37) Dark|Aura:
(01:45:41) Keiroko: x3
(01:45:44) Reazi: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
(01:45:45) Zenniel: Flanooki uses charm! Lincoln's Raptor's attack falls!
(01:45:49) Dark|Aura:
(01:45:53) Keiroko: haha now its pokemon
(01:45:57) Reazi: lol
(01:46:01) Zenniel: Flanooki uses Splash! But nothing happens!
(01:46:01) Dark|Aura: YUP!
(01:46:05) Reazi: and yes Zen they dooo.
(01:46:10) Dark|Aura: Rofl
(01:46:20) Reazi: bebi has to look like it came from the two.
(01:46:50) Zenniel: bebz will be from long-lost grandparents lineage. Will be bright pink and green polka dots
(01:46:59) Reazi: noe
(01:47:01) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:06) Zenniel: purple with green chest?
(01:47:10) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:11) Zenniel: green with purple chest?
(01:47:15) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:17) Zenniel: yellow with... green chest?
(01:47:20) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:21) Zenniel: NO BARNEY?!
(01:47:25) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:29) Dark|Aura: hey
(01:47:31) Zenniel: yo
(01:47:33) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a , in his present time, had already destroyed Godzilla and Big Bird from sesame street, and they also had guns. So it was pretty clear that these dinosaurs from history couldn't do anything. One by one, he would ravage their homes, eating their babies. They tasted kind of like historic dinosaur baby eggs, and also baby fetuses. "I am a raptor from the future who has also learned to speak Japanese" he would say, in mandarin chinese, unsure of whether they understood him due to the fact that it's only a rumor that dinosaurs spoke mandarin chinese. Abraham Licoln seemed to be using his technology to track down vampires, which was kind of lame, because the raptor was shooting at dinosaurs so maybe he should not be so preoccupied. "Bow before me, I am your kind, everyone must embrace my religion and become a christian scientist" he would state. It was clear there was no room for mercy. After all, he had a gun.
(01:47:37) Dark|Aura: sabi is green
(01:47:44) Zenniel: BIG BIRD
(01:47:45) Zenniel: OMFG
(01:47:51) Dark|Aura: with an acid green chest
(01:47:59) Zenniel: but no purple. :<
(01:48:13) Zenniel: Japanese
(01:48:19) Zenniel: why am I laughing this hard
(01:48:43) Reazi: lol
(01:48:46) Reazi: fail troll
(01:48:58) Reazi: Sabi is green
(01:49:01) Reazi: and purdy
(01:49:08) Zenniel becomes catholic scientist. >D
(01:49:21) Zenniel: or something other than christian
(01:49:36) Zenniel stares at Norman Reedus while watching Boondock Saints 2
(01:49:40) Dark Aura becomes Buddhist. Your argument is invalid
(01:49:43) Reazi takes over the world. the end fade out.
(01:49:52) Zenniel becomes a raptor. your argument has never been valid
(01:50:02) Reazi becomes.....
(01:50:09) Zenniel: oh wait. i just become a stegosaurus
(01:50:19) Reazi: xD
(01:50:29) Zenniel: well, your argument is still invalid
(01:50:31) Keiroko: o.o your belly is red..
(01:50:36) Keiroko: i think he shot you
(01:50:43) Zenniel: nah, it's ketchup
(01:50:55) Reazi: stop stealin' muh ketchup
(01:50:56) Keiroko: dinosaurs had ketchup?
(01:51:07) Reazi sobs cause she's out of ketchup.
(01:51:32) Zenniel: also, your argument is invalid because if you're a raptor, Abe L's Raptor, I'm a Acheaeraslongnecdinosaurgiantthing... because you don't look like a raptor.
(01:51:43) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a was not amused by their resistence. It appeared as though these were the strongest Cat Warrior Dinosaur roleplayers that he had ever come into contact with. "Damn, I'm going to have to do something I didn't want to do because it's mean" He would think to himself, not wondering how everyone was reading his thoughts, because that would be meta-game. Pulling out a vial of some strange substance from his kangaroo pouch, which raptors definitely had because this is historically accurate, he would throw it into the croud of Tribal Dinosaur Warriors. It exploded into the airs. "Ha, I have infected you with the Swine Flu, from the future. In the future it is a pandemic with no cure from mexicans. You will all die shortly due to your lack of immune systems because you're dinosaurs." He would state. This was true. They were not expecting him to be a real scientist on top of a christian scientist. Meanwhile, abraham licoln had been eaten by some sort of winged creature. Possibly a zubat.
(01:51:51) Zenniel saw zubat
(01:52:38) Zenniel: oh no, swine flu! oh, can we eat it? what are swines?
(01:53:08) Zenniel is thoroughly enjoying this
(01:53:16) Dark Aura looks over, "I think its a type of compy."
(01:53:19) Zenniel: ooooh. rea~
(01:53:28) Reazi survives swine flu, is not a mammal. lives.
(01:53:45) Zenniel: you gonna make new beside-the-name things? <--whatever that's called
(01:53:52) Zenniel: for teh spinos
(01:53:55) Zenniel: and whatever
(01:54:00) Reazi: whut?
(01:54:05) Reazi: zen you confuse me
(01:54:07) Zenniel: next to your name
(01:54:09) Zenniel: that picture
(01:54:11) Dark|Aura: desc tags
(01:54:12) Zenniel: when you speak
(01:54:14) Zenniel: THAT ONE
(01:54:19) Reazi head tilt.
(01:54:21) Zenniel: i are fail when it comes to naming furcadia things
(01:54:30) Zenniel: you can change them, right?
(01:55:05) Keiroko: have to make new one x3
(01:55:07) Keiroko: O:
(01:55:27) Keiroko: giggle just cause i say so
(01:55:38) Dark|Aura: rofl Az's butt ate Abe's raptor's head
(01:55:44) Zenniel plays Super Mario 3D Land. Watches boondock saints. chats on here. YEP I think I'm procrastinating enough
(01:56:03) Keiroko is watching friends and trying to decide which commission to work on..
(01:56:23) Zenniel: keir
(01:56:27) Keiroko: yes?
(01:56:30) Zenniel: i wanna commision a drawing of me
(01:56:35) Keiroko: uhm sure o.o
(01:56:38) Zenniel: DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
(01:56:43) Zenniel gets shot
(01:56:44) Azcirn: My butt?
(01:56:47) Keiroko: french girls?
(01:56:58) Zenniel: *titanic reference*
(01:56:59) Dark|Aura: see?
(01:57:14) Dark|Aura: your butt ate his head
(01:57:23) Keiroko is confused do you want me to draw you naked?
(01:57:27) Azcirn: What a wonderful image
(01:57:28) Dark|Aura: either that or he's naturally headless
(01:57:28) Keiroko: posing on a sofa
(01:57:28) Reazi: Zen
(01:57:31) Zenniel: no
(01:57:33) Reazi: Keir thinks your serious
(01:57:33) Zenniel: just Aeq
(01:57:34) Azcirn: xD;
(01:57:36) Reazi: lol
(01:57:36) Keiroko: ...
(01:57:37) Zenniel: draw Aeq nekkid
(01:57:47) Zenniel: oh wait
(01:57:48) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a held up a vial of some other substance, which definitely was not fecal matter, because it wasn't. "This is the only thing that will save you sinners, it is the cure to the Swine Flu, if you don't want to turn into pigs and also stop global warming you will take it!" The scientist would shout. "But in return you will only be mine to rule because also I am your savior Jesus Christraptor". He explained, with words of wisdom, from the future, which is where he came from. But he also had another trick up his sleeve, this was no cure, but infact, the SARS virus, which was much more serious than the swine flu, because it also kind of killed some people who weren't infants or the elderly. So people who actually mattered pretty much. "Now, everyone, to the Raptorcopter, we have to stop Osama Bint-rex from flying those airplanes, his tiny arms can't reach the controls!"
(01:57:48) Zenniel: ...
(01:57:48) Keiroko: you all confuse me
(01:57:50) Reazi: Zen is being a ner.
(01:57:53) Azcirn: He's headless now
(01:57:58) Reazi: Zen is our new troll.
(01:58:02) Than: LOL
(01:58:04) Reazi: NER YOU GOT JYPED.
(01:58:04) Zenniel: MEBBE
(01:58:10) Zenniel: >>
(01:58:14) Reazi: Keir, you work on spinos yet?
(01:58:22) Reazi: I has an hour left online D:
(01:58:23) Zenniel: KEIR YOU WORK ON SPINOS
(01:58:37) Zenniel: ?!?!?!!!?!!?!!!!!1111oneoneone!!?!!! **
(01:58:39) Keiroko: oh.. sorta x3
(01:58:51) Reazi: sorta?
(01:58:56) Zenniel: Christraptor
(01:59:01) [%] Azcirn just gave Keiroko a cookie.
(01:59:05) Reazi: ... no its RAPTOR JESUS.
(01:59:15) Zenniel: Osama Bint-rex
(01:59:19) Reazi: he went excint for your sins.
(01:59:39) [%] Zenniel just gave Reazi a cookie.
(01:59:40) Reazi: I want to watchy Keir before I go to bed?
(01:59:44) [%] Zenniel just gave Dark Aura a cookie.
(01:59:51) [%] Zenniel just gave Keiroko a cookie.
(01:59:52) Dark|Aura: COOKIE!
(01:59:58) Zenniel: darkdark keeps walking around
(02:00:06) Dark Aura getting comfy
(02:00:06) [%] Azcirn just gave Dark Aura a cookie.
(02:00:15) (02:00:15) Than is now online.
(02:00:15) Than: wait,what
(02:00:20) Than: why am I over here?
(02:00:20) [%] Azcirn just gave Reazi a cookie.
(02:00:35) Zenniel: so much
(02:00:39) Zenniel: we moved you over there
(02:00:39) Reazi: LOL
(02:00:39) Than: FFFF-
(02:00:47) Reazi: " his tiny arms can't reach the controls " ahaha
(02:00:55) Than flails his wee arms.
(02:01:02) Reazi: Than, why you and Dark move ;-;
(02:01:12) Than: I have no idea. I reconnected and here I was.
(02:01:18) Dark Aura shrugrug
(02:01:27) Than: Dark followed 'cause she LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU GUYS- Oh hello!
(02:01:29) Zenniel: why'd you go and reconnect, then?!
(02:01:34) Reazi cuddles to tail.
(02:01:38) Zenniel likes her STUMP
(02:01:38) Than: My internet hates my guts.
(02:01:43) Than: FUCK YOUR STUMP.
(02:01:48) Than: I'm cooler than THAT STUMP.
(02:01:54) Dark|Aura: whoa
(02:01:56) Reazi: but that was my stump
(02:02:02) Dark|Aura: that sounds bad
(02:02:02) Reazi crocodile tear.
(02:02:03) Zenniel: YOU WISH YOU WERE
(02:02:12) Dark|Aura: Than: FUCK YOUR STUMP.
(02:02:15) Dark|Aura: that
(02:02:19) Dark|Aura: sounds bad
(02:02:29) Than: No, I AM.
(02:02:29) Than: I do not WISH.
(02:02:29) Than: I AM.
(02:02:36) Reazi washes Dark's brain.
(02:02:43) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a came to a beautiful, yet unfortunate realization. As a raptor, he was incapable of flying this flying machine and also because of the dinosaurs being alive there would be no fossil fuels in the future, or some bs time-paradox bullshit. "We're going down, if only my friend from the future Falcor could come save us, but he can't, because Peter Griffin killed him." The Scientist Christraptor from the future, who also had a gun, and was owned by abraham licoln's ghost would explain. The flying machine from the future would then crash, and everyone would die, very brutally, but nobody was really sad, because Dinosaurs were incapable of having emotion, due to the fact that they were very religious.
(02:02:46) Than: ... Hey, I wouldn't knock it if she wanted to.
(02:02:49) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a : The End.
(02:03:08) Reazi: LOL
(02:03:13) Reazi: that was throughly amusing.
(02:03:29) Dark Aura's brain oozes blackness from pervertedness
(02:03:32) Zenniel: i loved that
(02:03:37) Zenniel: can we have an encore?!
(02:03:40) Reazi scrubs it clean.
(02:03:43) Azcirn oozes blackness with
(02:03:51) Reazi cleans az's too.
(02:03:55) Azcirn weeps
(02:03:58) Reazi: Y U HAVE PERVERTED BRAIN?
(02:04:06) Dark Aura's brain squeaks
(02:04:11) Than: NO.
(02:04:11) Zenniel: um dark
(02:04:15) Reazi: squeaky clean
(02:04:16) Than: NO SQUEAKY BRAIN!
(02:04:18) Zenniel: you might wanna have a look at your brain
(02:04:22) Zenniel: it just made a noise
(02:04:23) Reazi cleans Than's too.
(02:04:26) Than DESQUEAKS.
(02:04:27) Azcirn: I was born this way );
(02:04:48) Reazi: oh noes
(02:04:51) Zenniel: awww
(02:04:53) Azcirn: or.. actually *
(02:04:54) Zenniel: bye, dreamnova
(02:04:59) Zenniel: YOU WERE MY FRIEND
(02:05:01) Keiroko: x3
(02:05:05) Azcirn: R.I.P.
(02:05:06) Keiroko: that was funny
(02:05:14) Keiroko: join.me/856-589-787
(02:05:20) Than: Man, I need some..
(02:05:28) Than: Oh! Look! A Joinme!
(02:05:31) Than clickclick.
(02:05:33) Azcirn: XD
(02:05:46) Zenniel: b-b-b-t friends
(02:05:49) Azcirn: I see head
(02:05:56) Than: That's what I need!
(02:05:57) Zenniel: and not Aeq neekid on a couch
01:32:59) Zenniel: I bet if I made a microraptor it'd be all like *attacks the left pinky toe of the beast.*
(01:33:13) Dark|Aura: Aima'd be like "S cool bro. Chill."
(01:33:13) Zenniel: *gets squished*
(01:33:37) Reazi: Nama'd be like ' can we eat it? '
(01:33:45) Zenniel: I think we need.... waterfalls. BIG WATERFALLS. AND A FIREFIGHT
(01:33:49) Zenniel: oooh, plot. FIRE
(01:33:54) Dark|Aura: Anata would be like, I'm going to hang with you kay? Safe here."
(01:34:09) Dark|Aura: Ves would be drooling with Nama
(01:34:39) Reazi: dreaming of nibbling on giant sauropod drumsticks.
(01:34:57) Zenniel: yum. raw meat
(01:37:30) Reazi: i am le bored.
(01:37:37) Zenniel: i am le procrastinating
(01:37:39) Reazi: so zen, you gonna play a spino bebeh too?
(01:37:41) Zenniel: looking at the batman wikia
(01:37:45) Zenniel: yes, if you want
(01:37:55) Reazi: if you want to, go for it.
(01:38:04) Zenniel: that way i'd have a character that'd already have a sort of backstory
(01:38:11) Zenniel: 's/he was born. whoo'
(01:39:13) Dark|Aura: Ale=run, not cause of cowardice, but cause its foot is as big as him. Dredge=run, coward, Dark=run to save self but be thinking of lunch, Inova=spazz out, run away, Ves= sit and drool, Aima= sit and watch all chill, Sabi=sit, chill, drool unless it woke her, Nata=hang out make friends
(01:39:39) Reazi: lol zen ;x
(01:39:44) Reazi: playing boy or girl?
(01:39:45) Zenniel: Aeq would prolly be chill, too.
(01:40:01) Zenniel: I dunno. Which do you think is more needed right now for spino population-wise?
(01:40:27) Reazi: idk just pick your perfered gender to play.
(01:40:31) Reazi: ner ner is playing a girl.
(01:40:46) Reazi: dark did you decide if you wanted to play one?
(01:41:35) Dark|Aura: Idk yet
(01:41:53) Zenniel: do they need to be the same color range as the parents?
(01:42:19) Zenniel: ... yep. got bored of batman wikia
(01:42:27) Zenniel: nothin' new on tumblr
(01:42:40) (You see Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a .)
(01:42:40) > It's pretty clear what I am, on the inside.
(01:42:55) (You see Dark Aura.)
(01:42:55) > A savage mix of sinew, claws and teeth, a vicious bitch. A dark fury and insanity rest only just below her mask of false calm. She is a cold and calculating mix of evil intentions and playful curiousity. Dark, oily black scales laced with shadowy grey stripes and silvery scars offset her vivid light-blueberry hued belly. Crown of fuschia adorned her narrow reptilian head, traveling down her serpentine neck. At the tip of her tail resides a spade of roseate tones. Where once she appeared to be skin and bones now stands a creature of lithe sinew.UM Carnage Beta RRF Staffer
(01:43:14) Zenniel: what movie can I watch... hmmm
(01:43:17) Zenniel: ooh, Boondock Saints 2
(01:43:27) Dark|Aura: If I do, I don't know if I'll keep it to adulthood
(01:43:38) Zenniel: baby deaths are always a fun plot twist
(01:43:44) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a was a majestic creature of sorts, who also had a gun, and could time travel with the assistance of Abraham Licoln. At the moment, Abraham Licoln was on his back, utilising some kind of iTechnology from the future. But something was different about this raptor. He also had man-made futuristic technology. For in his hands, this raptor held. a gun. It was pretty clear he was more powerful than any of these dinosaurs. His power level must have been somewhere over 9000. There's was nothing they could do to stop him. After all, he had a gun, and if meteors made dinosaurs extinct, he could easily use a gun to take their dinosaur dollars from them. With this technology, he began to launch his attack on the residents of Raptor Forest.
(01:43:51) Zenniel: omfg
(01:44:08) Dark|Aura: cause first off, not all babies survive
(01:44:14) Dark Aura survives
(01:44:34) Zenniel: too bad it's a seismosaurus. :<
(01:44:36) Dark Aura has magical dragon shape-shifting powers >3
(01:44:38) Zenniel: or just a longneck
(01:44:41) Keiroko laughs so hard..
(01:45:02) Zenniel is a furry thing with a flower on her back.
(01:45:10) Dark Aura summons Amphiceolias
(01:45:14) Keiroko: its a flanooki
(01:45:19) Keiroko: o.o
(01:45:22) Zenniel: Lincoln's Raptor's attack misses!
(01:45:25) Dark|Aura: Amphi uses Stomp
(01:45:34) Reazi: well.
(01:45:37) Dark|Aura:
(01:45:41) Keiroko: x3
(01:45:44) Reazi: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
(01:45:45) Zenniel: Flanooki uses charm! Lincoln's Raptor's attack falls!
(01:45:49) Dark|Aura:
(01:45:53) Keiroko: haha now its pokemon
(01:45:57) Reazi: lol
(01:46:01) Zenniel: Flanooki uses Splash! But nothing happens!
(01:46:01) Dark|Aura: YUP!
(01:46:05) Reazi: and yes Zen they dooo.
(01:46:10) Dark|Aura: Rofl
(01:46:20) Reazi: bebi has to look like it came from the two.
(01:46:50) Zenniel: bebz will be from long-lost grandparents lineage. Will be bright pink and green polka dots
(01:46:59) Reazi: noe
(01:47:01) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:06) Zenniel: purple with green chest?
(01:47:10) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:11) Zenniel: green with purple chest?
(01:47:15) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:17) Zenniel: yellow with... green chest?
(01:47:20) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:21) Zenniel: NO BARNEY?!
(01:47:25) Reazi hiss.
(01:47:29) Dark|Aura: hey
(01:47:31) Zenniel: yo
(01:47:33) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a , in his present time, had already destroyed Godzilla and Big Bird from sesame street, and they also had guns. So it was pretty clear that these dinosaurs from history couldn't do anything. One by one, he would ravage their homes, eating their babies. They tasted kind of like historic dinosaur baby eggs, and also baby fetuses. "I am a raptor from the future who has also learned to speak Japanese" he would say, in mandarin chinese, unsure of whether they understood him due to the fact that it's only a rumor that dinosaurs spoke mandarin chinese. Abraham Licoln seemed to be using his technology to track down vampires, which was kind of lame, because the raptor was shooting at dinosaurs so maybe he should not be so preoccupied. "Bow before me, I am your kind, everyone must embrace my religion and become a christian scientist" he would state. It was clear there was no room for mercy. After all, he had a gun.
(01:47:37) Dark|Aura: sabi is green
(01:47:44) Zenniel: BIG BIRD
(01:47:45) Zenniel: OMFG
(01:47:51) Dark|Aura: with an acid green chest
(01:47:59) Zenniel: but no purple. :<
(01:48:13) Zenniel: Japanese
(01:48:19) Zenniel: why am I laughing this hard
(01:48:43) Reazi: lol
(01:48:46) Reazi: fail troll
(01:48:58) Reazi: Sabi is green
(01:49:01) Reazi: and purdy
(01:49:08) Zenniel becomes catholic scientist. >D
(01:49:21) Zenniel: or something other than christian
(01:49:36) Zenniel stares at Norman Reedus while watching Boondock Saints 2
(01:49:40) Dark Aura becomes Buddhist. Your argument is invalid
(01:49:43) Reazi takes over the world. the end fade out.
(01:49:52) Zenniel becomes a raptor. your argument has never been valid
(01:50:02) Reazi becomes.....
(01:50:09) Zenniel: oh wait. i just become a stegosaurus
(01:50:19) Reazi: xD
(01:50:29) Zenniel: well, your argument is still invalid
(01:50:31) Keiroko: o.o your belly is red..
(01:50:36) Keiroko: i think he shot you
(01:50:43) Zenniel: nah, it's ketchup
(01:50:55) Reazi: stop stealin' muh ketchup
(01:50:56) Keiroko: dinosaurs had ketchup?
(01:51:07) Reazi sobs cause she's out of ketchup.
(01:51:32) Zenniel: also, your argument is invalid because if you're a raptor, Abe L's Raptor, I'm a Acheaeraslongnecdinosaurgiantthing... because you don't look like a raptor.
(01:51:43) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a was not amused by their resistence. It appeared as though these were the strongest Cat Warrior Dinosaur roleplayers that he had ever come into contact with. "Damn, I'm going to have to do something I didn't want to do because it's mean" He would think to himself, not wondering how everyone was reading his thoughts, because that would be meta-game. Pulling out a vial of some strange substance from his kangaroo pouch, which raptors definitely had because this is historically accurate, he would throw it into the croud of Tribal Dinosaur Warriors. It exploded into the airs. "Ha, I have infected you with the Swine Flu, from the future. In the future it is a pandemic with no cure from mexicans. You will all die shortly due to your lack of immune systems because you're dinosaurs." He would state. This was true. They were not expecting him to be a real scientist on top of a christian scientist. Meanwhile, abraham licoln had been eaten by some sort of winged creature. Possibly a zubat.
(01:51:51) Zenniel saw zubat
(01:52:38) Zenniel: oh no, swine flu! oh, can we eat it? what are swines?
(01:53:08) Zenniel is thoroughly enjoying this
(01:53:16) Dark Aura looks over, "I think its a type of compy."
(01:53:19) Zenniel: ooooh. rea~
(01:53:28) Reazi survives swine flu, is not a mammal. lives.
(01:53:45) Zenniel: you gonna make new beside-the-name things? <--whatever that's called
(01:53:52) Zenniel: for teh spinos
(01:53:55) Zenniel: and whatever
(01:54:00) Reazi: whut?
(01:54:05) Reazi: zen you confuse me
(01:54:07) Zenniel: next to your name
(01:54:09) Zenniel: that picture
(01:54:11) Dark|Aura: desc tags
(01:54:12) Zenniel: when you speak
(01:54:14) Zenniel: THAT ONE
(01:54:19) Reazi head tilt.
(01:54:21) Zenniel: i are fail when it comes to naming furcadia things
(01:54:30) Zenniel: you can change them, right?
(01:55:05) Keiroko: have to make new one x3
(01:55:07) Keiroko: O:
(01:55:27) Keiroko: giggle just cause i say so
(01:55:38) Dark|Aura: rofl Az's butt ate Abe's raptor's head
(01:55:44) Zenniel plays Super Mario 3D Land. Watches boondock saints. chats on here. YEP I think I'm procrastinating enough
(01:56:03) Keiroko is watching friends and trying to decide which commission to work on..
(01:56:23) Zenniel: keir
(01:56:27) Keiroko: yes?
(01:56:30) Zenniel: i wanna commision a drawing of me
(01:56:35) Keiroko: uhm sure o.o
(01:56:38) Zenniel: DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
(01:56:43) Zenniel gets shot
(01:56:44) Azcirn: My butt?
(01:56:47) Keiroko: french girls?
(01:56:58) Zenniel: *titanic reference*
(01:56:59) Dark|Aura: see?
(01:57:14) Dark|Aura: your butt ate his head
(01:57:23) Keiroko is confused do you want me to draw you naked?
(01:57:27) Azcirn: What a wonderful image
(01:57:28) Dark|Aura: either that or he's naturally headless
(01:57:28) Keiroko: posing on a sofa
(01:57:28) Reazi: Zen
(01:57:31) Zenniel: no
(01:57:33) Reazi: Keir thinks your serious
(01:57:33) Zenniel: just Aeq
(01:57:34) Azcirn: xD;
(01:57:36) Reazi: lol
(01:57:36) Keiroko: ...
(01:57:37) Zenniel: draw Aeq nekkid
(01:57:47) Zenniel: oh wait
(01:57:48) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a held up a vial of some other substance, which definitely was not fecal matter, because it wasn't. "This is the only thing that will save you sinners, it is the cure to the Swine Flu, if you don't want to turn into pigs and also stop global warming you will take it!" The scientist would shout. "But in return you will only be mine to rule because also I am your savior Jesus Christraptor". He explained, with words of wisdom, from the future, which is where he came from. But he also had another trick up his sleeve, this was no cure, but infact, the SARS virus, which was much more serious than the swine flu, because it also kind of killed some people who weren't infants or the elderly. So people who actually mattered pretty much. "Now, everyone, to the Raptorcopter, we have to stop Osama Bint-rex from flying those airplanes, his tiny arms can't reach the controls!"
(01:57:48) Zenniel: ...
(01:57:48) Keiroko: you all confuse me
(01:57:50) Reazi: Zen is being a ner.
(01:57:53) Azcirn: He's headless now
(01:57:58) Reazi: Zen is our new troll.
(01:58:02) Than: LOL
(01:58:04) Reazi: NER YOU GOT JYPED.
(01:58:04) Zenniel: MEBBE
(01:58:10) Zenniel: >>
(01:58:14) Reazi: Keir, you work on spinos yet?
(01:58:22) Reazi: I has an hour left online D:
(01:58:23) Zenniel: KEIR YOU WORK ON SPINOS
(01:58:37) Zenniel: ?!?!?!!!?!!?!!!!!1111oneoneone!!?!!! **
(01:58:39) Keiroko: oh.. sorta x3
(01:58:51) Reazi: sorta?
(01:58:56) Zenniel: Christraptor
(01:59:01) [%] Azcirn just gave Keiroko a cookie.
(01:59:05) Reazi: ... no its RAPTOR JESUS.
(01:59:15) Zenniel: Osama Bint-rex
(01:59:19) Reazi: he went excint for your sins.
(01:59:39) [%] Zenniel just gave Reazi a cookie.
(01:59:40) Reazi: I want to watchy Keir before I go to bed?
(01:59:44) [%] Zenniel just gave Dark Aura a cookie.
(01:59:51) [%] Zenniel just gave Keiroko a cookie.
(01:59:52) Dark|Aura: COOKIE!
(01:59:58) Zenniel: darkdark keeps walking around
(02:00:06) Dark Aura getting comfy
(02:00:06) [%] Azcirn just gave Dark Aura a cookie.
(02:00:15) (02:00:15) Than is now online.
(02:00:15) Than: wait,what
(02:00:20) Than: why am I over here?
(02:00:20) [%] Azcirn just gave Reazi a cookie.
(02:00:35) Zenniel: so much
(02:00:39) Zenniel: we moved you over there
(02:00:39) Reazi: LOL
(02:00:39) Than: FFFF-
(02:00:47) Reazi: " his tiny arms can't reach the controls " ahaha
(02:00:55) Than flails his wee arms.
(02:01:02) Reazi: Than, why you and Dark move ;-;
(02:01:12) Than: I have no idea. I reconnected and here I was.
(02:01:18) Dark Aura shrugrug
(02:01:27) Than: Dark followed 'cause she LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU GUYS- Oh hello!
(02:01:29) Zenniel: why'd you go and reconnect, then?!
(02:01:34) Reazi cuddles to tail.
(02:01:38) Zenniel likes her STUMP
(02:01:38) Than: My internet hates my guts.
(02:01:43) Than: FUCK YOUR STUMP.
(02:01:48) Than: I'm cooler than THAT STUMP.
(02:01:54) Dark|Aura: whoa
(02:01:56) Reazi: but that was my stump
(02:02:02) Dark|Aura: that sounds bad
(02:02:02) Reazi crocodile tear.
(02:02:03) Zenniel: YOU WISH YOU WERE
(02:02:12) Dark|Aura: Than: FUCK YOUR STUMP.
(02:02:15) Dark|Aura: that
(02:02:19) Dark|Aura: sounds bad
(02:02:29) Than: No, I AM.
(02:02:29) Than: I do not WISH.
(02:02:29) Than: I AM.
(02:02:36) Reazi washes Dark's brain.
(02:02:43) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a came to a beautiful, yet unfortunate realization. As a raptor, he was incapable of flying this flying machine and also because of the dinosaurs being alive there would be no fossil fuels in the future, or some bs time-paradox bullshit. "We're going down, if only my friend from the future Falcor could come save us, but he can't, because Peter Griffin killed him." The Scientist Christraptor from the future, who also had a gun, and was owned by abraham licoln's ghost would explain. The flying machine from the future would then crash, and everyone would die, very brutally, but nobody was really sad, because Dinosaurs were incapable of having emotion, due to the fact that they were very religious.
(02:02:46) Than: ... Hey, I wouldn't knock it if she wanted to.
(02:02:49) Abraham Licoln's Raptor who also has a : The End.
(02:03:08) Reazi: LOL
(02:03:13) Reazi: that was throughly amusing.
(02:03:29) Dark Aura's brain oozes blackness from pervertedness
(02:03:32) Zenniel: i loved that
(02:03:37) Zenniel: can we have an encore?!
(02:03:40) Reazi scrubs it clean.
(02:03:43) Azcirn oozes blackness with
(02:03:51) Reazi cleans az's too.
(02:03:55) Azcirn weeps
(02:03:58) Reazi: Y U HAVE PERVERTED BRAIN?
(02:04:06) Dark Aura's brain squeaks
(02:04:11) Than: NO.
(02:04:11) Zenniel: um dark
(02:04:15) Reazi: squeaky clean
(02:04:16) Than: NO SQUEAKY BRAIN!
(02:04:18) Zenniel: you might wanna have a look at your brain
(02:04:22) Zenniel: it just made a noise
(02:04:23) Reazi cleans Than's too.
(02:04:26) Than DESQUEAKS.
(02:04:27) Azcirn: I was born this way );
(02:04:48) Reazi: oh noes
(02:04:51) Zenniel: awww
(02:04:53) Azcirn: or.. actually *
(02:04:54) Zenniel: bye, dreamnova
(02:04:59) Zenniel: YOU WERE MY FRIEND
(02:05:01) Keiroko: x3
(02:05:05) Azcirn: R.I.P.
(02:05:06) Keiroko: that was funny
(02:05:14) Keiroko: join.me/856-589-787
(02:05:20) Than: Man, I need some..
(02:05:28) Than: Oh! Look! A Joinme!
(02:05:31) Than clickclick.
(02:05:33) Azcirn: XD
(02:05:46) Zenniel: b-b-b-t friends
(02:05:49) Azcirn: I see head
(02:05:56) Than: That's what I need!
(02:05:57) Zenniel: and not Aeq neekid on a couch