Post by Admin on Jul 13, 2015 4:04:58 GMT
One fine day in Arazoa; while Rea was at work... this happened...
(19:31:02) Coelophysis: guess what game i finally got to play
(19:45:52) Active after 104 minutes.
(19:45:52) Xebrantes: ARK?
(19:46:41) Deadite: yeeeeeeeessssss
(19:57:50) (19:57:50) Antiope is now online.
(19:58:48) Xebrantes: my mouf is numb
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(20:00:57) Antiope smacks dark's mouf
(20:01:08) Antiope rolls 1d20 effectiveness of smack
(20:01:23) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 effectiveness of smack & gets 5.
(20:01:29) Antiope gently paps ur faise
(20:01:37) [#] Antiope rolls 1d30 for damage & gets 25.
(20:01:39) Antiope: a;rgijarg;iarg;ij
(20:08:06) Deadite: ....
(20:08:14) Deadite: that is one powerful pat
(20:08:53) Deadite: imagine if we had a stats and levels system
(20:09:17) Deadite: and two characters got in a fight
(20:09:21) Deadite: and one had like
(20:09:24) Deadite: 10 damage
(20:09:33) Deadite: and the other had 150
(20:11:14) Deadite: imagine how hilarious it'd be if a level 50 T- level 5 velociraptor because of a few unfortunate dice rolls.
(20:11:25) Deadite: lost to*
(20:11:31) Deadite: wow lag ate my text
(20:12:48) Deadite: ... T-rex*
(20:12:48) Deadite: wow
(20:12:57) Deadite: WOW
(20:14:20) Antiope paps Dead
(20:14:28) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for efectiveness of pap & gets 7.
(20:14:32) Deadite: ...
(20:14:33) Antiope punches
(20:14:44) Deadite: WOW ANTI
(20:14:46) Deadite: RUDE
(20:14:51) Antiope: I'M SORRY IT'S THE DICE
(20:15:18) Deadite falconpunches.
(20:15:30) Antiope I You gotta roll
(20:15:35) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for effectiveness & gets 6.
(20:15:36) Antiope: :I
(20:15:50) Deadite falconslaps?
(20:15:54) Antiope: Lmao
(20:15:59) Antiope: Falconbitchpls
(20:16:17) [#] Xebrantes rolls 1d20 up in dis ho & gets 14.
(20:16:30) Deadite: i want to get eaten by a raptor so i can respawn
(20:16:38) Deadite: and make a better character--
(20:16:39) Deadite: oh
(20:16:48) Deadite: a dilo's killing me randomly
(20:16:49) Deadite: LOL
(20:16:51) [#] Antiope rolls 1d2o eat Dead whole & gets 1.
(20:16:55) Antiope lick
(20:16:55) Deadite: ...
(20:17:05) Deadite: that's not even a lick
(20:17:07) Deadite: that's like
(20:17:10) Antiope nose boops
(20:17:10) Deadite: a tongue tap
(20:17:13) [#] Xebrantes rolls 1d20 help dead roll a new character & gets 5.
(20:17:18) Antiope: as;glkjarg;
(20:17:22) Antiope: The dice are not in our favor
(20:17:25) Deadite: a dilo killed me
(20:17:27) Xebrantes smack
(20:17:30) Deadite: thank gorsh
(20:17:42) Antiope: A-hyuck
(20:21:38) Deadite: did we goof it up just now
(20:22:28) [#] Deadite rolls 1d3 Tank, rogue or other? & gets 3.
(20:22:33) Deadite: other?
(20:22:37) Deadite: that'll be hard.
(20:22:41) Deadite ponders.
(20:22:43) Antiope: What is the other? Hmmm.
(20:22:46) Antiope: Ponders with
(20:22:49) Deadite: well
(20:22:56) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 helpfullness of pondering with & gets 1.
(20:22:58) Deadite: ARK has weird stats
(20:22:59) Antiope: Figures
(20:23:00) Deadite: ... LOL
(20:23:12) Deadite: you aren't pondering
(20:23:16) Deadite: you're distracting!
(20:23:19) Antiope: HEY
(20:23:20) Antiope: HEY DEAD
(20:23:24) Antiope: LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I FOUND
(20:23:27) Antiope: FORGET ABOUT GAMES AND LOOK
(20:23:28) Deadite plays twilight zone theme
(20:23:31) Deadite: OMG ANTI
(20:23:36) Antiope: It's a potatoe in a shoe in a box
(20:23:40) Deadite: I AM TRYING TO PLAY A GAME
(20:23:47) Deadite: TAKE YOUR POTATO ELSEWHERE
(20:23:49) Deadite: GOSH
(20:23:53) Antiope: A POTATOE IN A SHOE IN A BOX
(20:23:59) Antiope: WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT?
(20:24:04) Deadite: UM
(20:24:07) Deadite: THIS GAME
(20:24:10) Antiope: Oh. Ok.
(20:24:27) Deadite pets.
(20:24:35) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for effectiveness of pets & gets 14.
(20:24:51) Antiope: Technically a successful pet
(20:24:52) Antiope purr
(20:25:09) Deadite: is this what we've become
(20:25:16) Deadite: do we have to roll for everything
(20:25:27) Antiope: Yes. (no)
(20:25:28) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 to see if speaking succeeds & gets 8.
(20:25:31) Deadite: ....
(20:25:46) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for effectiveness of lie & gets 10.
(20:25:52) Deadite makes unintelligible noises, but says words in head!
(20:25:55) Antiope: My lie is plausable
(20:26:26) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for lie detection & gets 13.
(20:26:37) Antiope: Shit
(20:26:41) Deadite: I dunno bout that thing you said there.
(20:26:49) Deadite: It seems awful fishy.
(20:27:03) Antiope talks about fish to distract
(20:27:14) Antiope: Sushi! Tuna! Blowfish
(20:28:29) Antiope: Ugggh I'm so tired.
(20:28:33) Antiope: Work was tough today
(20:28:36) Deadite: aw
(20:28:50) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for amount of sympathy & gets 12.
(20:28:58) Antiope: I got covered in algae
(20:29:02) Deadite: there there
(20:29:03) Antiope: Lmao Dead
(20:29:09) Deadite pats with broom.
(20:29:11) Antiope: But have you ever--
(20:29:15) Antiope: Nopls
(20:29:28) Antiope: Have you ever smelled copious ammounts of algae? It smells awful
(20:29:34) Deadite: i...
(20:29:36) Deadite: yes?
(20:29:38) Deadite: i think?
(20:29:42) Deadite: i don't remember
(20:29:56) Deadite: i've been covered in copious amounts of algae
(20:29:57) Xebrantes: i go play a cafe game
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(20:30:05) Deadite: but i don't remember it ever bothering me
(20:30:09) Xebrantes: and come back to rolls for everything
(20:30:18) Antiope: Of course
(20:30:31) Antiope: This is Arazoa now
(20:30:34) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 to see if we understand Xeb & gets 17.
(20:30:41) Antiope: I understand almost completely
(20:30:48) Deadite: almost
(20:30:51) Antiope: A few things confused me, but for the most part I got it!
(20:30:54) Antiope:
(20:31:03) Deadite:
(20:31:13) Deadite: we are almost geniuses, anti!
(20:31:24) Antiope: Good enough for me
(20:31:57) Deadite: i now want to make a ditzy raptor
(20:32:10) Deadite: that i have to roll for every time someone says something
(20:32:21) Deadite: to see if it gets confused or not
(20:33:00) Deadite: "Hello!" /rolls a 2 "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY"
(20:33:46) Deadite: "Your mother is a compy and your father smelt of mushrooms." /rolls a 20 "WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH"
(20:33:51) (20:33:51) Suigyoku is now online.
(20:34:50) Antiope: *rolls for insult, gets a 7* WHY YOU BITCH OF SON
(20:36:29) Antiope settles down to watch some Good Ol' JSE
(20:36:40) Xebrantes: we should make a pack that does that
(20:37:00) Xebrantes: they're all ditzy crazy mofos
(20:37:24) Antiope: We would get nowhere
(20:37:42) Xebrantes: exactly
(20:38:03) Xebrantes: but think of how hard we'd laugh
(20:38:09) Xebrantes: through the entire rp
(20:38:51) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for willingness to join & gets 19.
(20:38:56) Antiope: WELP
(20:39:21) [#] Xebrantes rolls 1d20 for willingness to do thing & gets 20.
(20:39:25) Xebrantes: WELP
(20:40:48) Antiope: The only question are we going to do 1d20: 1-9 unsuccessful and 10-20 successful?
(20:41:01) Antiope: Or is the success relative to how high you roll
(20:41:52) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for willingness to do the thing & gets 6.
(20:41:54) Deadite: ....
(20:41:58) Deadite: guess i'm out
(20:42:03) Xebrantes: LOL
(20:42:07) Deadite: even though it was originally my idea
(20:42:31) Xebrantes: thats what makes it more hilarious
(20:42:36) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 to really think about it & gets 20.
(20:42:42) Deadite: oh there we go
(20:42:44) Antiope: Lmao
(20:42:46) Deadite: I'M BACK IN
(20:43:00) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for highfives & gets 7.
(20:43:05) Antiope smacks self in the face
(20:43:09) Deadite: ... LOL
(20:43:12) Xebrantes: no
(20:43:15) Xebrantes: thats a nat 1
(20:43:22) Antiope: Alright
(20:43:25) Antiope smacks asses instead
(20:43:30) Deadite: *.*~
(20:43:38) Xebrantes: ` ยด
(20:43:40) Deadite: ...*.*!* but *.*~ works too
(20:43:59) Antiope:
(20:44:04) Antiope: ...had to find the right one
(20:44:20) Deadite:
(20:44:34) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for effectiveness of trollface & gets 7.
(20:44:36) Deadite: ...
(20:44:41) Deadite derpfaces instead.
(20:44:48) Antiope: Lul
(20:45:13) Xebrantes: nat 1 on trollfaceis
(20:45:52) Deadite forever alones instead.
(20:45:59) Deadite: but am i
(20:46:01) Deadite: really
(20:46:09) Deadite: forever alone...
(20:47:00) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for how long you're forever alone & gets 1.
(20:47:03) Antiope: Nope
(20:47:15) Antiope: Forever is a really short time apparently
(20:47:29) Deadite is alone for a few minutes.
(19:31:02) Coelophysis: guess what game i finally got to play
(19:45:52) Active after 104 minutes.
(19:45:52) Xebrantes: ARK?
(19:46:41) Deadite: yeeeeeeeessssss
(19:57:50) (19:57:50) Antiope is now online.
(19:58:48) Xebrantes: my mouf is numb
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(20:00:57) Antiope smacks dark's mouf
(20:01:08) Antiope rolls 1d20 effectiveness of smack
(20:01:23) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 effectiveness of smack & gets 5.
(20:01:29) Antiope gently paps ur faise
(20:01:37) [#] Antiope rolls 1d30 for damage & gets 25.
(20:01:39) Antiope: a;rgijarg;iarg;ij
(20:08:06) Deadite: ....
(20:08:14) Deadite: that is one powerful pat
(20:08:53) Deadite: imagine if we had a stats and levels system
(20:09:17) Deadite: and two characters got in a fight
(20:09:21) Deadite: and one had like
(20:09:24) Deadite: 10 damage
(20:09:33) Deadite: and the other had 150
(20:11:14) Deadite: imagine how hilarious it'd be if a level 50 T- level 5 velociraptor because of a few unfortunate dice rolls.
(20:11:25) Deadite: lost to*
(20:11:31) Deadite: wow lag ate my text
(20:12:48) Deadite: ... T-rex*
(20:12:48) Deadite: wow
(20:12:57) Deadite: WOW
(20:14:20) Antiope paps Dead
(20:14:28) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for efectiveness of pap & gets 7.
(20:14:32) Deadite: ...
(20:14:33) Antiope punches
(20:14:44) Deadite: WOW ANTI
(20:14:46) Deadite: RUDE
(20:14:51) Antiope: I'M SORRY IT'S THE DICE
(20:15:18) Deadite falconpunches.
(20:15:30) Antiope I You gotta roll
(20:15:35) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for effectiveness & gets 6.
(20:15:36) Antiope: :I
(20:15:50) Deadite falconslaps?
(20:15:54) Antiope: Lmao
(20:15:59) Antiope: Falconbitchpls
(20:16:17) [#] Xebrantes rolls 1d20 up in dis ho & gets 14.
(20:16:30) Deadite: i want to get eaten by a raptor so i can respawn
(20:16:38) Deadite: and make a better character--
(20:16:39) Deadite: oh
(20:16:48) Deadite: a dilo's killing me randomly
(20:16:49) Deadite: LOL
(20:16:51) [#] Antiope rolls 1d2o eat Dead whole & gets 1.
(20:16:55) Antiope lick
(20:16:55) Deadite: ...
(20:17:05) Deadite: that's not even a lick
(20:17:07) Deadite: that's like
(20:17:10) Antiope nose boops
(20:17:10) Deadite: a tongue tap
(20:17:13) [#] Xebrantes rolls 1d20 help dead roll a new character & gets 5.
(20:17:18) Antiope: as;glkjarg;
(20:17:22) Antiope: The dice are not in our favor
(20:17:25) Deadite: a dilo killed me
(20:17:27) Xebrantes smack
(20:17:30) Deadite: thank gorsh
(20:17:42) Antiope: A-hyuck
(20:21:38) Deadite: did we goof it up just now
(20:22:28) [#] Deadite rolls 1d3 Tank, rogue or other? & gets 3.
(20:22:33) Deadite: other?
(20:22:37) Deadite: that'll be hard.
(20:22:41) Deadite ponders.
(20:22:43) Antiope: What is the other? Hmmm.
(20:22:46) Antiope: Ponders with
(20:22:49) Deadite: well
(20:22:56) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 helpfullness of pondering with & gets 1.
(20:22:58) Deadite: ARK has weird stats
(20:22:59) Antiope: Figures
(20:23:00) Deadite: ... LOL
(20:23:12) Deadite: you aren't pondering
(20:23:16) Deadite: you're distracting!
(20:23:19) Antiope: HEY
(20:23:20) Antiope: HEY DEAD
(20:23:24) Antiope: LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I FOUND
(20:23:27) Antiope: FORGET ABOUT GAMES AND LOOK
(20:23:28) Deadite plays twilight zone theme
(20:23:31) Deadite: OMG ANTI
(20:23:36) Antiope: It's a potatoe in a shoe in a box
(20:23:40) Deadite: I AM TRYING TO PLAY A GAME
(20:23:47) Deadite: TAKE YOUR POTATO ELSEWHERE
(20:23:49) Deadite: GOSH
(20:23:53) Antiope: A POTATOE IN A SHOE IN A BOX
(20:23:59) Antiope: WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT?
(20:24:04) Deadite: UM
(20:24:07) Deadite: THIS GAME
(20:24:10) Antiope: Oh. Ok.
(20:24:27) Deadite pets.
(20:24:35) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for effectiveness of pets & gets 14.
(20:24:51) Antiope: Technically a successful pet
(20:24:52) Antiope purr
(20:25:09) Deadite: is this what we've become
(20:25:16) Deadite: do we have to roll for everything
(20:25:27) Antiope: Yes. (no)
(20:25:28) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 to see if speaking succeeds & gets 8.
(20:25:31) Deadite: ....
(20:25:46) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for effectiveness of lie & gets 10.
(20:25:52) Deadite makes unintelligible noises, but says words in head!
(20:25:55) Antiope: My lie is plausable
(20:26:26) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for lie detection & gets 13.
(20:26:37) Antiope: Shit
(20:26:41) Deadite: I dunno bout that thing you said there.
(20:26:49) Deadite: It seems awful fishy.
(20:27:03) Antiope talks about fish to distract
(20:27:14) Antiope: Sushi! Tuna! Blowfish
(20:28:29) Antiope: Ugggh I'm so tired.
(20:28:33) Antiope: Work was tough today
(20:28:36) Deadite: aw
(20:28:50) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for amount of sympathy & gets 12.
(20:28:58) Antiope: I got covered in algae
(20:29:02) Deadite: there there
(20:29:03) Antiope: Lmao Dead
(20:29:09) Deadite pats with broom.
(20:29:11) Antiope: But have you ever--
(20:29:15) Antiope: Nopls
(20:29:28) Antiope: Have you ever smelled copious ammounts of algae? It smells awful
(20:29:34) Deadite: i...
(20:29:36) Deadite: yes?
(20:29:38) Deadite: i think?
(20:29:42) Deadite: i don't remember
(20:29:56) Deadite: i've been covered in copious amounts of algae
(20:29:57) Xebrantes: i go play a cafe game
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(20:30:05) Deadite: but i don't remember it ever bothering me
(20:30:09) Xebrantes: and come back to rolls for everything
(20:30:18) Antiope: Of course
(20:30:31) Antiope: This is Arazoa now
(20:30:34) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 to see if we understand Xeb & gets 17.
(20:30:41) Antiope: I understand almost completely
(20:30:48) Deadite: almost
(20:30:51) Antiope: A few things confused me, but for the most part I got it!
(20:30:54) Antiope:
(20:31:03) Deadite:
(20:31:13) Deadite: we are almost geniuses, anti!
(20:31:24) Antiope: Good enough for me
(20:31:57) Deadite: i now want to make a ditzy raptor
(20:32:10) Deadite: that i have to roll for every time someone says something
(20:32:21) Deadite: to see if it gets confused or not
(20:33:00) Deadite: "Hello!" /rolls a 2 "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY"
(20:33:46) Deadite: "Your mother is a compy and your father smelt of mushrooms." /rolls a 20 "WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH"
(20:33:51) (20:33:51) Suigyoku is now online.
(20:34:50) Antiope: *rolls for insult, gets a 7* WHY YOU BITCH OF SON
(20:36:29) Antiope settles down to watch some Good Ol' JSE
(20:36:40) Xebrantes: we should make a pack that does that
(20:37:00) Xebrantes: they're all ditzy crazy mofos
(20:37:24) Antiope: We would get nowhere
(20:37:42) Xebrantes: exactly
(20:38:03) Xebrantes: but think of how hard we'd laugh
(20:38:09) Xebrantes: through the entire rp
(20:38:51) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for willingness to join & gets 19.
(20:38:56) Antiope: WELP
(20:39:21) [#] Xebrantes rolls 1d20 for willingness to do thing & gets 20.
(20:39:25) Xebrantes: WELP
(20:40:48) Antiope: The only question are we going to do 1d20: 1-9 unsuccessful and 10-20 successful?
(20:41:01) Antiope: Or is the success relative to how high you roll
(20:41:52) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for willingness to do the thing & gets 6.
(20:41:54) Deadite: ....
(20:41:58) Deadite: guess i'm out
(20:42:03) Xebrantes: LOL
(20:42:07) Deadite: even though it was originally my idea
(20:42:31) Xebrantes: thats what makes it more hilarious
(20:42:36) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 to really think about it & gets 20.
(20:42:42) Deadite: oh there we go
(20:42:44) Antiope: Lmao
(20:42:46) Deadite: I'M BACK IN
(20:43:00) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for highfives & gets 7.
(20:43:05) Antiope smacks self in the face
(20:43:09) Deadite: ... LOL
(20:43:12) Xebrantes: no
(20:43:15) Xebrantes: thats a nat 1
(20:43:22) Antiope: Alright
(20:43:25) Antiope smacks asses instead
(20:43:30) Deadite: *.*~
(20:43:38) Xebrantes: ` ยด
(20:43:40) Deadite: ...*.*!* but *.*~ works too
(20:43:59) Antiope:
(20:44:04) Antiope: ...had to find the right one
(20:44:20) Deadite:
(20:44:34) [#] Deadite rolls 1d20 for effectiveness of trollface & gets 7.
(20:44:36) Deadite: ...
(20:44:41) Deadite derpfaces instead.
(20:44:48) Antiope: Lul
(20:45:13) Xebrantes: nat 1 on trollfaceis
(20:45:52) Deadite forever alones instead.
(20:45:59) Deadite: but am i
(20:46:01) Deadite: really
(20:46:09) Deadite: forever alone...
(20:47:00) [#] Antiope rolls 1d20 for how long you're forever alone & gets 1.
(20:47:03) Antiope: Nope
(20:47:15) Antiope: Forever is a really short time apparently
(20:47:29) Deadite is alone for a few minutes.